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Now it is perfectly obivious that Draco and Tonks are the same person. For the past sixteen years, Floatsam the Eel has been using her metamorph powers to pose as Lucious Malfoy's son, Draco in order toc infiltrate cthe Decath Eaters' secret hideaways, laboractories, and lairs, and as Nymphadora Tonks to infiltrate the Order of the Phoenix in service of Ursula the Sea Witch, who has slipped her a love potion with both Remus' and Harry's hair in it.

Where is the evidence, you might ask?

1. Tonks is always skulking around sketchily where Draco is.
2. Tonks is acting strange.
3. Draco is acting strange.
4. They are described with the same languae.

Also, Tonks' "new" patronus is Max the shaggy dog.

And Trevor is the only one who knows the truth. But the only person he can communicate with is Marietta Edgecombe. But unfortunately, not only does she not care, she is afraid of him. She runs away screaming whenever she sees him. She is also afraid of Neville. By proxy. Subsequently, nobody knows that Trevor is really a Duke of Earl trapped inside a frog's body when Augusta Longbottom tried to have her way with him while he was sleeping sixty two years ago. And that's why he was always disappearing. To try to change himself. He has always attempted to get away from Neville to try to find the only other person that might be able to help him: Fenrir Greyback.

Unfortunately, Fenrir would only like to eat Trevor.

In conclusion, everybody in the world is fucked. Sideways. And Draco hates Ginny because he's in love with Harry.

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On August 31st, 2005 10:08 am (UTC), theotherchicago commented:
YUM DELICIOUS CRACK

ALSO UMBRIDGE IS ZELDA FITZGERALD IN DISGUISE. AND TREVOR IS ALSO SCOTTIE. see icon for details.
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On September 1st, 2005 12:09 am (UTC), rockysoap commented:
LMAO. In a baffled kind of way. But still, very funny.
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