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Theory: Dumbledore was actually Jesus.

1. He always thought the best of people.
2. He fought the forces of evil, usually indirectly.
3. He sacrificed himself to foil the evil guys.
4. He had a beard.

^_^
Dinah

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On August 18th, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC), kurla88 commented:
*adds on*

He seemed to be omniscient. *nodnod*

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On August 18th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
Very true!
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On August 18th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
And can't forget that he resisted temptation to do something... bad... likerapeharry ... *cough*

>.>

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On August 18th, 2005 05:34 pm (UTC), kurla88 replied:
:P In which scene do you think the temptation was strongest?
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On August 18th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
Well, obviously the scene in which Harry got all angry and started throwing Dumbledore's stuff around! Haven't you heard that people are sexier when angry? It was all Dumbledore could do to remain behind his desk and not run out to sweep Harry off his feet.

:D
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On August 18th, 2005 05:11 pm (UTC), essawkward commented:
I have an incredible urge to icon that.
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On August 18th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
OOOOH!!! DO IT!!!!
On August 18th, 2005 05:48 pm (UTC), essawkward replied:
It turned out pretty so I couldn't make it too crack-like. If you want me to change the text I still have the PSD open.
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On August 18th, 2005 05:58 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
Ooooooooh.... do you know how to make animated icons? If so, could you have it say:

Slide 1: fought evil
Slide 2: sacrificed
Slide 3: wore a beard
Slide 4: Jesus

Or something like it? Haha, I'm such a geek.. and you rock. :D
On August 18th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC), essawkward replied:


Like that? :)
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On August 18th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
Yes!! That is so spectacular! I love you!

*totally uses*
On August 18th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC), essawkward replied:
Heh, glad you like it.
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On August 18th, 2005 05:29 pm (UTC), rockysoap commented:
'Interestingly, although Rowling is a member of the Church of Scotland, the books are free of references to God. On this point, Rowling is cagey. "Um. I don't think they're that secular," she says, choosing her words slowly. "But, obviously, Dumbledore is not Jesus."'

http://www.time.com/time/archive/preview/0,10987,1083935,00.html
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On August 18th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
Shhh!!! Don't tell anyone, but she was lying to protect his secret identity! I mean... if you were Jesus disguised as an old man, would you want everyone to know you were Jesus? Of course not! They'd call you a whack-job! That's why Dumbledore told JKR (his publicist) to tell the world that he isn't Jesus, when, in fact, he is.

*grins*

*luffs on Crackpot theories*
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On August 18th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC), rockysoap replied:
*lmao*
No seriously. On the floor laughing.
Awesome!
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On August 18th, 2005 05:59 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
*bows* Thank-you... thank-you... I'm here all week!
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On August 18th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC), teh_dinahsaur replied:
ps. Neat article! I hadn't seen that one yet!
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