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Hagrid is a flobberworm.

Discuss.

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Quirell is Neville Longbottoms father. The Remembrall is hocrux (I may have spelt that wrong, in a wicked twist of fate, I have forgotten where my philosophers stone is...).

It's all a set up. Quirell was trying to save his son from He Who Can't Kill Small Children, so he sent him to live with the Longbottoms, his second cousins on both sides (damn inbreeds).

Incidently, his mother is Rosemerta, our good friend from Hogsmeade.

IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW IT IS!!!

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1. Justin Finch-Fletchley will secretly burn down Hogwarts. Draco will be blamed, because "nobody suspects the Hufflepuff!"

possible HBP spoilerCollapse )

3. Everyone, even Buckbeak, is a transvestite. Some are open about it (Tonks, Remus, Hermione, Voldemort) and some are deep in the closet (Snape).


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Cut for HBP spoilersCollapse )
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CRACK
Current Music:
CRACK
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Major HBP spoilers. I don't know why my theories always end up being 'this person is actually this animal/bird/mollusc'. WELL, ACTUALLY, I DO. IT'S BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE TRUE ONES.

So, Who Is Crookshanks?Collapse )

The Dudley=Hedwig theory.Collapse )

Why Dumbledore Is Obviously The Giant Squid.Collapse )
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Theory: Dumbledore was actually Jesus.

Slight HBP Spoiler w/inCollapse )

^_^
Dinah

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chipper chipper
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Just curious... what does everyone think the 7 horcruxes are?
Do you believe HP is one of them?? It's possible!!
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sick unwell
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i believe i can fly - r kelly
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Hi! New here, and I come bearing a couple of theories, neither of which contain Book 6 spoilers.

Why Hermione is so totally Mrs Norris.Collapse )

Also, a transcript of an MSN conversation in which reipan and I discuss the Sirius-is-Pigwidgeon theory.

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.Collapse )
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Concerning Sanguini.

Smidgen of a spoiler.Collapse )

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bouncy bouncy
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Roulette; System of a Down
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Hello! ^.^ New member here, with a minor crackpot theory of my own.

Mostly spoiler- and totally brain-free!Collapse )

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